trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room
white people: mike brown robbed that store!
Lawyer: no he didn’t
Store owners: nope
Eye witnesses: nah
white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE
Anonymous asked:One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
"It’s not about race!"
So I guess the Ku Klux Klan showed up for some fresh air, then?
dudes will call you a ho if you go to church or a ho if never seen the inside of a cathedral
dudes will call you a ho for fucking one person, one hundred people, or for not having sex with them
my point is that if you’re gonna be called a ho regardless, at least do yourself a favor and be the ho that YOU wanna be
I am inspired.
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you